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Text Messaging Abbreviations
You young folks out there love to text. You know who you are!
And you've made a nice wee language out of your text
abbreviations
with your 'LOL' this and 'MRL' that. But now Instant messaging
is being adopted by
businesses worldwide, it's time us business-heads started
their own abbreviations.
Always at the cutting edge in this type of thing,I've made a start.
The Abbreviations
| Abbreviation | Meaning | Abbreviation | Meaning | Abbreviation | Meaning | ||
| calm | career limiting move | gimp | give in to manager's priorities | spild | small part in large disaster | ||
| ead | early adopter | scald | spilled coffee all down me | talk | text on little keyboard | ||
| brrb | brain reboot | 2tuf | too tough (hurts my brain to think about it) | snooz | snail mail user | ||
| gps | gotta point somewhere | lisp | lost in space (way off topic) | noqo | don't quote me | ||
| bad | broke another diet | nipme | not if you paid me | lel | lose earth lock (wandered off topic) | ||
| pif | plate is full | pul | pick up line | cocal | couldn't care less | ||
| tmt | too much to type | doce | day over. email closed. | tmm | too much misinformation | ||
| alley | arrives late. leaves early | code-ass | change of direction-execs attended sales seminar | woe | waste of energy | ||
| prud | project running downhill | gobe | go over-budget early | glote | gotta look out - teamwork expected | ||
| wich | whose in charge here | amna | another meeting - nothing accomplished | wos | waste of space | ||
| nopp | nasty office politics player | bnob | brown nosing boss | wot | waste of time | ||
| sow | same old work | gon | going nowhere | whan | work happened. achieved nothing | ||
| msg | multi-system glitches | pc | pirate copy | maft | manager away. foosball time. | ||
| ocd | overly complex design | bow | boss on warpath | mia | missing in accounting | ||
| tat | time for a tantrum | goofoff | going out of office | bass | boss alert-stop surfing |
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