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Home of the Shortest Stories Ever Told!
Nuggets Of Wisdom
I know you all hang on my every word.
Here's another reason to do so!
I'll share my nuggets of wisdom with you, if you listen close.
More than two pieces of broken glass in your sandwich is a trend
Probably bset to stop eating it.
Get Through The Day
Every weekday morning convince yourself it's Friday
Your day will be a lot brighter and happier!
And the next day, when you realize you conned yourself the previous day, go back
to the start...
"That's a bummer, but at least today really IS Friday..."
Never use a doctor whose website links to a funeral home.
The same applies to restaurants!
Get Through The Day
Work is a lot more bearable if you unplug your phone and 'break' your email
and Instant Messenger client
Two Tenets of Computing
I can distill my years of experience in IT into 2 simple-to-follow tenets
Follow these and you'll never go wrong!
They also apply to general life
- Never, ever change anything
- If you really must change something, refer to Tenet 1.
People who drive off with their hazard lights still on count as "Truth In Advertising".
Don't miss out on the Scottish Highland Games just because it's raining.
What can be more fun than watching someone in a kilt, up to her / his knees in mud,
wrestling with a waterlogged telegraph pole?
Sudden Changes of Direction
Hide the New York Best seller list from your manager.
Unless you like attending a PowerPoint presentation and being expected to adopt the latest crazed
Project Management Tip Number 1
Go over-budget on your project early. That way you have more time to catch up.
Why not kick the whole thing off with a nice fancy party?
It's acceptable to have a little complaint about weather in Winter.
Or you can gripe about the weather in Summer.
But if you do both, please exit my presence immediately - and go to live in San
Never look at the nutritional information when you are half way through a snack.
Wash Your Hands
People in the catering industry who need to be reminded to
wash their hands
in the bathroom before returning to prepare food --
Please get a different job.
People in glass houses should
or work out a little.
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